Hahaha.

Random Person: Hey, want to go to the mall?
Me: Who is this?
Random Person: Jesus.
Me: *realization hit that I had given my number to my friend* Hello Amy, I want to play a game.
Amy: Hahahaha Oh my god, that made my day!

(Source: andibabi96)

THIS IS MY WIN FOR THE DAY. (:

So, I had a dream that I took shrooms last night. I was literally tripping balls in my dream. Like, they say that everything get’s brighter and better when you take those, and in my dream, I have to admit, it was pretty fucking awesome. I’ve never taken those though, hahahaha.

Perfect Tumblr Moment! Hahaha